Mr. Fizzle Pop Ruins Everything (Perilous Alliance) by M. D. Cooper & Chris J. Pike

Author:M. D. Cooper & Chris J. Pike [Cooper, M. D.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-09-21T16:00:00+00:00

MOON SAUSAGE

STELLAR DATE: DON’T KNOW (Adjusted Gregorian)

LOCATION: STILL ON PLANET

REGION: DON’T CARE

Free from Kingfisher’s grasp, Mr. Fizzle Pop dashed through the undergrowth, eventually slowing and strolling toward a creek.

The sun had set, and if it wasn’t for his sensitive nose and ears, he’d surely be lost. He couldn’t deny the smell of Moon Sausage any more than he could deny hearing human screams behind him. One was shrill, and the other definitely of the female variety. There was the sound of running engines and weapons fire.

It seemed that Kingfisher had found his prize. And Mr. Fizzle Pop found his.

Ahead, Moon Sausage sat on a dried-up portion of an old creek. The helmet he had been wearing was at his feet, and he stared out at, well, nothing Mr. Fizzle Pop could see. It was just endless jungle in the valleys, deep below a dark and dangerous surface no animal could survive on.

“WHY YOU HERE?” Mr. Fizzle Pop demanded.

He wanted for an answer that wasn’t a tail swipe, but he didn’t get one. Moon Sausage could talk, but he pretended he couldn’t. The cat didn’t get it.

“PLAY GAMES? FIND BALL?” he asked the mutt.

When there was no answer, Mr. Fizzle Pop took the dog’s collar in his mouth and dragged him away.

“Yip! Yip! Yip!”

Moon Sausage fought against the tug. When Mr. Fizzle Pop lost his hold on him, the dog bounded back to the edge of the riverbed.

“BUBBS? BEATRICE? SHE WORRY.” Mr. Fizzle Pop’s tail whipped back and forth angrily, smacking the dirt.

Moon Sausage turned to stone, unmoving and holding his breath.

“AND THEY SAY CATS CRUEL.”

Mr. Fizzle Pop wanted to leave, but Moon Sausage turned to him, and he saw the longing in the dog’s eyes.

The mangy beast didn’t want to live on a spaceship. He didn’t want to be with people and pizza. He wanted to be here of all places.

WITH NATURE? WHERE ALL THE ALLERGIES AND BUGS LIVE?

What kind of a dog wanted to live outside? Who wouldn’t want to live on the Barbaric Queen, the best ship in the universe?

“YOU BE DEAD IN A WEEK,” Mr. Fizzle Pop warned.

Moon Sausage kicked the dented space helmet toward the cat’s fluffy paws. “Tell Beatrice…something good.”

Finally, they were getting somewhere. But it wasn’t anywhere he wanted to be.

“SHE KILL ME,” Mr. Fizzle Pop said with wide eyes.

“Then, animal to animal, at least give me a head start.”

Moon Sausage had enacted the animal code of honor! Mr. Fizzle Pop could agree to that, seeing he had little choice.

“OK DUMB DOG. DIE HOW WANT.”

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